About me

(I’m not actually a marmot)

Portrait of Brian with completely natural undyed blue hair

Photo by Heidi Rudd

Me, in one of my natural habitats. I named the vacuum line behind me “Frankenline” because I made it with recycled parts and a rudimentary knowledge of how to join them (fine, it should technically be Frankenline’s monster, but as Bill Watterson once said, nobody likes a literalist).

Brian in one of his natural habitats: minor chaos—er, the science lab.

Born a scientist in the scientific town of Los Alamos, New Mexico, Brian is now a writer and artist based in Madison, Wisconsin. His writing has yet to appear anywhere you’ve heard of, but his bronze sculpture has already begun to infiltrate the world.

He likes words, cats, and long walks in the woods—though not at the same time: literate pumas scare him.